Jenga Pistol

Where do I place my order for this?
I love that they made the gun match the look of the Jenga pieces.

I can’t stop giggling when I watch this!

Thanks to IMAGO for posting this. I love their blog!

Twitterfied

twittering: randomly bragging about your unexceptional life.
Guilty as charged!

Enjoy…

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Wingsuit Base jumping

They  look like flying squirrels jumping off cliffs. Crazy.

Click HERE to watch video.

[hit to my bro Joe]

Sneezing Monkey

Gazoontite my furry friend!
I want more of this. Give that chimp a pepper sandwich.

Have you noticed that monkey humor connects with all cultures and peoples?
It is making this world smaller ….and better.

Merry Christmas.

Kid Terrified of Puppets

I am still trying to sort out why I am so entertained by this. Maybe because I have acted just like this, especially when chased by a bee or had a spider crawling on me.

[Hit to Mark]

Monkeys on Ice

Something to warm your heart this holiday season.

Put on a fresh pot of hot water for tea and cocoa.
Gather the kids, aunt helen and uncle gene around the computer…
and watch the grace and strength of monkey’s on ice. Happy Thanksgiving.

Nerdbots

I came across a great website called Nerdbots.

Description from the website: “Oddly obsessed with all things robot, married couple Nicholas and Angela from Kansas City, Missouri, decided on a whim one day to do nothing other than to build one themselves.

After piecing together parts found at their favorite antique and thrift stores, they created their first robot friend. Since that first day, Nicholas and Angela have added many fabulously geeky robots to their beloved robotic collection.”

What a concept… taking something considered to be junk, mixing it together, and restoring into something creative, fun and valuable. This is what we should be doing in our communities… and in our lives.

Old Strange Ads

Their are many sites devoted to ads from the last century. This one is hilarious and disturbing. Enjoy.

http://www.weirdomatic.com/creepy-ads.html

[hit to Hancock]

Rogue Pooping Wieners Require Drastic Measures

(If you haven’t watched the video above, this post will not make sense. Then again, it might not make sense either way…!

The victim described the person calling as having a “graspy” voice – is that a combination of gravely and raspy? And the ransom note was so polite… no cussing… “please clean up the poopie from your wieners – this has upset us greatly.” The “i”‘s were even dotted with big bubbles! This had to be some junior high girls during a Miley Cyrus Sleepover Party Jam. Tee hee hee!

Wait a minute… I already thought Jesus paid the ransom? Alright… sorry… not funny.

Maybe she should hire Dog the Bounty Hunter to sniff them out… smoke them out of their holes and bring them to justice… like the The Lone Biker Of The Apocalypse.

I have a feeling that if she doesn’t comply… something drastic will happen… Jesus’ cement mustache will show up in her mailbox in a plastic baggie with a note: “BE WARNED… no more wiener turds – we mean business.” Good heavens, I think those girls got a hold of Dad’s Dremel tool… what will they do next?

At least it sounds like the plan is working… she is cleaning up all the little coils parked across the neighborhood by her precious wieners. Finally some real justice. Maybe I should try this with my neighbors… I think they have a Buddha statue in their garden…

[hit to drew]